I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.
Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’
and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’
but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
"Hi, my name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!"
30 Day Video Game Challenge → Day 18
Favorite Protagonist → Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island series)
Guybrush Threepwood was a stupid little kid who showed up out of nowhere and announced he wanted to be a pirate and accidentally defeated the ghost pirate LeChuck and kind of has no idea what he’s doing ever and he’s my favorite